10. One nose-grab too many

9. Gabby's irritating habit of "borrowing" his chest-plate for preparing dinner

8. She doesn't appreciate the effort it takes to stay hairless- does she think his body waxes itself!?

7. She sings his song off-key

6. She's been so cranky lately you'd think she'd borne a demon-child, nearly killed her best friend, been forced to her kill her daughter, and died, or someth- oh.

5. Let's not forget who released the Titans, eh?

4. One can only pretend to like the BGSB for so long, especially now that it's started to smell like mildew

3. Her fondness for squid leaves some fatal morning breath

2. FOOT ROT!!!

And finally, the number one reason why Joxer is too good for Gabby:

1. The "it's more exciting if we don't tell anyone about it" excuse just doesn't wash after so many months

Author's note: For anyone who doesn't recognize this as a joke, it is, 100%. I no more think that Joxer is too good for Gabrielle than I think that Gabby's too good for Joxer.