Filk: You Make A Fool
(To the tune of "Close Every Door" from the musical "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat")
Music and original lyrics © 1969 by Andrew Lloyd Webber & Tim Rice

by Suzanne Smiley

Copyright 2000


JOXER
You make a fool of me, refuse to develop me
Write that fall down and that I can't fight
It never bothered me, not even when they'd tease me
' Cause Xena and Gabby were my constant light

If my life were important, why
You would not have let me die
But The Powers That Be live far from my world

You make a fool of me, take those I love from me
At least while I have fans I'm never alone
For I know I shall find, my own peace of mind
For fan fiction promises a land of my own

FANS
We all admire him, we will develop him
Write him with Gabby and turn wrong to right

La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

JOXER
Gabrielle and Xena, they still look the same
While they took their big sleep, you let me decay
To you, I don't matter, I'm just comic relief
Kill me off completely then throw me away

If my life were important, why
You would not have let me die
But The Powers That Be live far from my world

FANS
You make a fool of him, take those he loves from him
At least while he has us he's never alone

JOXER & FANS
For we know we shall find our own peace of mind

JOXER
For fan fiction promises

JOXER & FANS
A land of our own!