Filk: "What Would Joxer the Mighty Do?"

Filk: What Would Joxer the Mighty Do?
(To the tune of "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" from "South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut")
Music and original lyrics © 1999 by Trey Parker & Matt Stone

by Suzanne Smiley

What would Joxer the Mighty do
If he was alive now?
He'd help his friends and he would come through
That's what Joxer the Mighty'd do!

When Joxer the Mighty lived in ancient Greece so many years ago
He assisted Xena and Gabrielle, even when he was old
When Xena and Gabby fought with Hope in Dahak's evil lair
He retrieved that dagger of hind's blood and promptly brought it there

So what would Joxer the Mighty do
If he were here today?
Save your life if you asked him to
That's what Joxer the Mighty'd do!

Argo had been hurt, he could see
Joxer stood his ground though it was scary
His humor and his charm
Would inspire anyone
For Gabby he would be a martyr too
'Cause that's what Joxer the Mighty'd do!

What would Joxer the Mighty do
If he was still around?
Stop those Bacchae with a lyre tune
That's what Joxer the Mighty'd do!

When Xena and Gab got frozen in time twenty-five years, oh man!
Joxer never gave up hope that he would see his friends again
And when Callisto had his friends tied up, he ran in and saved the day
'Cause Joxer the Mighty would take an arrow for his buddies!

So let's get all the fans together
And declare it "Joxer Day"
Take down an army with radish stew
'Cause that's what Joxer the Mighty'd do!

Take down an army with radish stew
'Cause that's what Joxer the Mighty'd dooooo!

'Cause that's what Joxer the Mighty'd do!