Top Ten Smoothie Flavors Which, if Joxer Made Them, Would Cause Gabrielle to Feed Him To the Destroyer
Inspired by "Smooth".

by Phil Hernández

Copyright 2006


10. Eggplant (aubergine).

9. Falafel.

8. Hot pepper.

7. Pickled pork.

6. Spartan black broth. (The ancients universally condemned it.)

5. Joxer's gravy recipe.

4. Radish. (Think "In Sickness and in Hell.")

3. Garum. (A malodorous Roman fish sauce.)

2. Retsina. (Pine-flavored wine.)

And the Number One smoothie flavor which, if Joxer made it, would cause Gabrielle to feed him to The Destroyer:

1. Brewer's yeast. (Vegemite!)