10. Xena (too obvious)

9. Argo (what do you think we are, sick?)

8. Lila (if he can't have Gabby, why not her sister?)

7. Solari (we don't see enough of her)

6. Recently elected No. 2.

5. Miss Artifys (subtext alert!)

4. Velasca (would rather kill him to get at Gabby)

3. Meg (even she's not that dumb)

2. Psycho Doll(tm) herself, Callisto

and the Number One Rejected Love Interest for Joxer:

1. The Widow Twanky