10. Karma Girl Gabrielle forgetting her vow of nonviolence and shoving him into the scenery in "The Play's the Thing"

9. Bashing himself repeatedly with a hammer in "Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire" - then dropping same on Gabrielle's foot

8. The "George of the Jungle" bit in "Fins, Femmes and Gems"

7. Falling out of the tree into the temple of Mnemosyne in "Forget Me Not"

6. Giant bouncing bubble attack - oops, that's "The Prisoner"

5. Xena's chakram to the chest in "Been There, Done That"

4. Two words: "nose tweak"

3. Gabby and her little stick in "Callisto"

2. Xena's one-punch KO in "The Bitter Suite"

1. Gabrielle decking him with her oar in "Ten Little Warlords"