Single stories Between the Foul Lines uber ~ comedy ~ 1 part ~ PG-13 ~ Some brief Uber silliness involving the New York Mets and reincarnation. Callisto Meets the Powerpuff Girls crossover ("Powerpuff Girls") ~ comedy ~ 1 part ~ G ~ Callisto is transported to another dimension, but meets her match there. The Dangling Conversation drama ~ 1 part ~ G ~ Directly after events in Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire Joxer has a conversation first with his brother, then with Gabrielle. Her Majesty's Personal Piper comedy ~ 1 part ~ G ~ Joxer attempts to seranade the Queen of the Amazons with a new find: bagpipes. Lyre, Liar comedy ~ unfinished ~ 2 parts ~ PG-13 ~ The events after the episode "Lyre, Lyre". Co-written with Anne Beaudry. A Matter of Amazon Honor drama ~ unfinished ~ 3 parts ~ R ~ The Amazon Nation tries to help Gabrielle deal with her guilt and atone for her mistakes - and keep her from destroying herself. Payback Time general ~ 2 parts ~ PG-13 ~ Xena attempts to atone for one of her mistakes in her past, and Gabrielle proves the key. Set in first season, pre-"Callisto". The Renée O'Connor Show comedy/parody ~ 1 part ~ G ~ Loglines for the first season of the "Xena" spinoff, which follows the grand tradition of "the Patty Duke Show". Save the Last Dance For Me comedy ~ 3 parts ~ PG-13 ~ An attempt to find an assassin in Rhumba puts Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer in disguise and under the tutelage of the Widow Twanky. The Second Homecoming of Gabrielle general ~ 1 part ~ G ~ After the events of the episode "A Family Affair", Gabrielle's REAL reunion with her family. She's So High lyric challenge ~ romance (g/j) ~ 1 part ~ G ~ Joxer is tired of being overlooked by Gabrielle and Xena, so Aphrodite helps him get their attention - without the use of spells. Smooth (New!) comedy ~ 1 part ~ G ~ Joxer invents smoothies, though they can use some refining. Solstice Nocturne general ~ 1 part ~ G ~ Xena and Gabrielle encounter Joxer on the night before Solstice and spend the holiday with him. There's Subtext, and There's... romance (g/x, g/j) ~ 1 part ~ R ~ Xena decides to reveal her true feelings to Gabrielle - not that the bard saw them coming. A Tragedy of Eros drama ~ romance (g/j) ~ 1 part ~ G ~ Xena discusses with Joxer his situation with Gabrielle and Joxer manages to keep going on. The Valentine romance (g/j) ~ 1 part ~ G ~ Shortly after the events in "Eternal Bonds", Gabrielle thinks over her feelings for Joxer and where they stand now. Wind Chill Factor (New!) comedy ~ romance ~ 2 parts ~ PG-13 ~ A chilly day reveals that Joxer has a head for numbers - at least under certain circumstances. The 155-Word Uber Story With the Worst Pun Ever uber ~ parody ~ 1 part ~ G ~ In 155 Words, Jeanne D'Arc meets a familiar face and a very bad pun. Series Outside the Lines In which the paths not taken are explored. You May Bow general ~ 2 parts ~ PG-13 ~ In the course of "Ten Little Warlords", Ares's sword is recovered by an unlikely person. Walk a Mile In My Shoes general ~ 3 parts ~ PG-13 ~ Gabrielle learns what it's like to be the Joxer of the group. Four Against the Darkness drama ~ 5 parts ~ PG-13 ~ Another Hope is drawn into a world not her own, and joins Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer to fight her father. Joxer Loves Gabrielle In which Joxer learns from his life, and Gabrielle learns about Joxer. Owner of a Lonely Heart romance (g/j) ~ drama/angst ~ 1 part ~ PG-13 ~ Joxer spends a late night thinking about Gabrielle and recent events in their lives. Educating Joxer comedy ~ romance (g/j) ~ 5 parts ~ PG-13 ~ Xena gives Joxer some lessons in fighting while the pair defend a village from a warlord and his army. Stone In Love romance (g/j) ~ 1 part ~ PG-13 ~ Aphrodite interferes in Joxer's lovelife yet again, this time by turning Gabrielle into a statue. The Girl From Poteidaia comedy ~ romance (g/j) ~ 4 parts ~ PG-13 ~ When Salmoneus starts peddling a perfume he calls "Gabrielle No. 5", Aphrodite casts a spell on the perfume's namesake that makes her irresistable to any man who sees her. The Joxer Rebellion drama ~ romance (g/j) ~ unfinished ~ 5 parts ~ R ~ While on a quest to "find himself", Joxer is captured by slavers and tries to encourage the other slaves to revolt. These Dreams drama ~ romance (g/j) ~ 3 parts ~ R ~ Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer all have a night of strange, vivid, and very insightful dreams. (Note: This story is the ninth in the JLG series, and does not directly follow "The Joxer Rebellion".) Filks Fanfiction Writer To the tune of "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles Get Back (Xena Version) To the tune of "Get Back" by the Beatles It Takes a (Warrior) Woman To the tune of "It Takes a Woman" from "Hello Dolly" I Want a New Bard To the tune of "I Want a New Drug" by Huey Lewis and the News (Xena Knows) Anything Goes! To the tune of "Anything Goes" from "Anything Goes" Poems The Gulls of Mytilene Miscellaneous Joxer's Top Ten Hits Top 10 Actresses Rejected For the Part of Gabrielle 10 More Actresses Rejected For the Part of Gabrielle Top 10 Rejected Love Interests for Joxer Top Ten Smoothie Flavors Which, if Joxer Made Them, Would Cause Gabrielle to Feed Him to the Destroyer (New!)