Filk: "Stuck In the Middle With You"

Filk: Stuck In the Middle With You
(to the tune of "Stuck In the Middle With You")
Music and original lyrics © ? by Steeler's Wheel

by Lori Bush

Well, I don't know why I came here this time
I just wanna be with someone who's mine
I'm so scared of all those gods and that curse
And I'm doubting it could get any worse.
Gabs to the left of me, Xena to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you and I'm wondering what it is I should do.
It's so hard to keep this pout off my lips; your diaper smells, my armor rattles and chips.
Gabs to the left of me, Xena to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Well, you started as Callisto and I was just a one-note joke
Now you're crawling and I'm growing, they slap us in the face and say, please, please.
Stuck in the middle with you, and I'm wondering what it is that they'll do.
They'll make me old and you a puppet of War. I don't think that I can take anymore.
Gabs to the left of me, Xena to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Well, you started as Callisto and I was just a one-note joke
Now you're crawling and I'm growing, they slap us in the face and say, please, please.
Stuck in the middle with you, yes I'm stuck in the middle with you.