by Kawcrow

Copyright 1999

The essence of cool
He's got that certain something.
Joxer is da man!

Gabrielle is chic.
Her timeless accesory,
The BGSB.

Hallelujah! Praise
TPTB with loud hymns.
Joxer's back this week!

Gabby says, "I love
You!" A miracle is made!
BLAST THIS STUPID TAPE!!!

The Oscars? Who cares?
"The Play's The Thing" is on then.
LET'S SEE THAT CHEEK KISS!!!

Bad guys now bore me.
I miss you, Psycho Barbie.
They can't maim like you.

With a time machine,
I could make my dreams come true.
On to Ancient Greece!