Eagerly I sit
Perusing Joxer websites.
Hey, who needs a life?

Gabby's my hero!
Her words will span the ages.
Write on, warrior bard!

Hot popcorn in hand
Watch "CoE" for twelth time.
Romance is not dead.

I LIKE my men pale!
Melanoma kills the rest,
Joxer just lives on!

Xena--MATCHMAKER?!!
A closet GJR, but
Pairs them when she can.

Best men of their times,
I love Mulder and Joxer!!
Don't make me choose one!!!

They say it's hopeless.
But as "M. Instincts" taught us,
Hope can never die.

Diets make me ill.
But with Joxer, I stay thin!
I just eat pasta!

I'm a GJR?
What do I know about love?
It's there on the screen.

Joxer makes me swoon.
I'm no less a person that
I sigh when he smiles.

My friends don't get it.
They all say, "It's just a show."
New friends, anyone?

And for the finale, a badly made (and rather mean *g*) limerick:

The writer was in a conniption;
"I've been cursed with horrible diction!
My grammar and verse
Go from awful to worse!"
Said this writer of Joxphobe fanfiction.