Filk: "Pretty Fly (For A Good Guy)"

Filksong: Pretty Fly (For a Good Guy)
(To the tune of "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)")
Music and original lyrics © 1998 by the Offspring

by Kawcrow

*SUNG BY JOXER AND JOXER'S HAREM*

HAREM:
Give it to me baby!
JOXER:
Uh huh, uh huh!
HAREM:
Give it to me baby!
JOXER:
Uh huh, uh huh!
HAREM:
Give it to me baby!
JOXER:
Uh huh, uh huh!
JOXER:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly--
HAREM:
For a good guy!

JOXER:
I, II, III, IV, V, V, VI!

You know it's kinda hard
Just to get by in his day
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

So don't debate
Play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field
Keep it real
He'll find a way
He'll find a way
So if you don't rate
Just overcompensate
At least you can always have Xena come save the day
The world needs wannabees
Hey, hey, do the warrior thing!

He needs some cool threads
He needs to stay in style
But they didn't have armor
So he raids the strainer aisle
Now cruising beside Argo
He sees warriors as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his bony ass

Now he's getting a tattoo
Yeah, he's getting ink done
He asks for "Gabrielle"
But they drew "Hope" on
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trick

JOXER:
I, II, III, IV, V, V, VI!