by Kawcrow

Copyright 2000

Many, many years ago young Xena had a son
And she left him with the centaurs till her hacking days were done
Then her friend Gabby had a daughter who had hair of red
But Gabby's Hope was demonspawn and soon Solan was dead

Gabrielle re-met Perdicas and soon became his wife
But then Callisto came along and took poor Perdy's life
Callisto teamed up with Hope, who killed Xena's baby boy
Then Call was reincarnated as Xena's pride and joy

Incest, death, and love!
Incest, death and love!
Call wanted Xena dead--
Became her kid instead!
Incest, death, and love!

Augustus' Eve grew into a psycho Roman bitch
Reminiscent of Callisto with whose soul she'd made switch
She sliced and diced and crucified and set villages ablaze
Reminiscent of her mother in her young and bloody days

Little Eve killed Joxer, who was Xena and Gab's friend
And who loved and lived his life for Gabby until the end
Joxer married Meg, who looked exactly like Eve's mother
He was Eve's uncle for Xena loved him as a brother

Incest, death, and love!
Incest, death, and love!
Call wanted Xena dead--
Became her kid instead!
Incest, death, and love!

Gabrielle had a daughter Hope, who killed her best friend's son
Xena's daughter took Gab's loved men and killed them one by one
Augustus was in love with Eve, who loved the god of war
But much to Eve's enragement, Ares loved her mother more

Incest, death, and love!
Incest, death, and love!
Call wanted Xena dead--
Became her kid instead!
Incest, death, and love!