by Kawcrow

Copyright 2000

Draco went down to Melodia
He was looking for Gab's heart to steal
And he was in a bind
She thought he'd lost his mind
He was dyin' to cop a feel
When he came upon a boy dancing in a disco
And dancin' it hot
And that Draco jumped up, and then he drew his sword and said
"Boy let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it
But I'm a funky dancer too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you slide a pretty good two-step boy
But give this warlord his due
I'll bet I'll win Gabby whole, her heart and her soul
And I'll STILL groove better than you."

The boy said, "My name is Jace,"
As he gave a sly grin,
"Ay, I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Oh Jace polish up your shoes to save your brother's bard
'Cause drumbeats sound in Melodia
And that Draco mambos hard
And if you win you get this feather boa shining gold
But lose, and your bro's love life will go cold

Then Draco patted his mohawk and he said
"Prepare to lose."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he laced his dancing shoes
And he twisted fast across the floor
As cymbals made an evil hiss
Then his band of warriors joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the Warlord finished that Jace said
"Well you're pretty good mi hijo!"
But sit down in that silla there
And let me show you how to go!"

Draco's lost his marbles, run Gab run
Meg's still in the House of the Rising Sun
Joxer's gettin' love from Amazon doe
Gabby are you jealous? No, um, no

That Draco bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden boa
On the ground at Jace's feet
And Jace said, "Draco, just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once
You son-of-a-bitch
I'm the best that's ever been!"

He grooved:
Draco's lost his marbles, run Gab run
Meg's still in the House of the Rising Sun
Joxer's gettin' love from Amazon doe
Gabby are you jealous? No, um, no