Filk: "Xena/Blackadder"

Filk: Xena Blackadder
(To the tune of "Blackadder", the theme song for the BBC show)
Music and original lyrics © by Rowan Atkinson and the BBC.

The sounds of hoofbeats across the land
Good folk lock up your son and daughter
Beware the deadly flying Chakram
Unless you want to end up shorter

Warrior Princess, Warrior Princess
She rides a palomino steed
Warrior Princess, Warrior Princess
She was very bad indeed

Black was her heart and her role
But Hercules helped her settle
Gabrielle helped her rescue her soul
Joxer's 'sword' is always ready for battle

Warrior Princess, Warrior Princess
Against you none can stand
Warrior Princess, Warrior Princess
Renowned throught the land