Filk: Mighty Warrior Wannabe
(To the tune of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus)
Music and original lyrics © 1999 by Brendon Brown

by Jerry Hendy

Copyright 2002


Her name is Gabrielle,
Blonde Bard in a BGSB - she rang my bell
Now wears leather and handles Sais
She writes many a scroll
She's such a doll
But she doesn't think about me...
And what does she even know about me?

Because I'm just a mighty Warrior wannabe.
Cause I'm just a mighty Warrior wannabe.
Stay with me Gabby, it's not so scary...Ooohoo Hoo
Hooooooo

Her best friend rules
She has a chakram and she'd thrash any fools
Who thought of hassling Gabby;
She's a diva in battle; She maims, I've killed naff all But she doesn't think about me
And what does she even know about me?

Because I'm just a mighty Warrior wannabe.
Cause I'm just a mighty Warrior wannabe.
Stay with me Gabby, it's not so scary...Ooohoo Hoo
Hooooooo

Oh yeah, Warrior wannabe... No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Warrior wannabe...No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Man I feel like crud
It's Cupid's day and I am lonely - the day's a dud
But She's walking over to me
This must be a spell
My mind starts to dwell..
She doesn't think about me
And what does she even know about.....

You've got two friends who love you much Pookie
We see more in you than the warrior rookie
I was once a Warrior wannabe baby like you . . .
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Oh yeah, Warrior wannabe; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Warrior wannabe; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.........