by Jerry Hendy

Copyright 1999

Moving on the battlefield Jox you're a man of new skills
With your cool fab weapon(s) you give us oh so many thrills
With a step to your left and a flick to the right
You catch those bandits by surprise
They don't think you're special but your abilities were no lies.

His name is Joxer and he dances light as air
He loves Gabby who pretends she doesn't care
And when he shines he really shows you all his flair
Oh Joxer Joxer Warrior extraordinaire.

I've seen you in Greece and I've seen you out in Chin
You've had 3 feet where only Gabby and Meg's girls have seen
But his heart is bigger than his abs
And I'm sure that we all know it's just for Gabs.

His name is Joxer and he dances light as air
He loves Gabby who pretends she doesn't care
And when he shines he really shows you all his flair
Oh Joxer Joxer Warrior extraordinaire.

Hey now (wow), look at that -
He knocked those ruffians down!
At the end of the fight, the Magistrate's in sight,
Our boy Jox has got some bite, some bite, some bite
He took his chance, 'cause opportunity is on his side
He told her he loves her, he wonders what she's thinking
He told her he loves her, he wonders what she's thinking

His name is Joxer and he dances light as air
He loves Gabby who pretends she doesn't care
And when he shines he really shows you all his flair
Oh Joxer Joxer Warrior extraordinaire.

Her name is Gabby she doesn't seem to understand
I Love her doesn't mean we have to break our happy band
Oh Gabby Gabby hear them shout across the land
From mountains in the north down south to Creta Island