Filk: "Get Bacchae"

Filk: Get Bacchae
(To the tune of Get Back" by the Beatles)

Joxer was a man who thought he was a warrior
But he knew it was a farce
Joxer brought his manky sword and homemade armour
But his music showed his Class

Get Bacchae, Get bacchae
Get bacchae to dance to the lyre's song
Get Bacchae, Get bacchae
Get bacchae to dance to the lyre's song
Get Bacchae Joxer

Go home Bacchus
Get Bacchae, Get bacchae
Get bacchae to dance to the lyre's song
Get Bacchae, Get bacchae
Get bacchae to dance to the lyre's song
Get Bacchae Joxer

Xena Warrior Princess thought she was a mortal
But she was a Bacchae turned
All the Bacchae around her say she's got more to her
Bacchus got fatally spurned.

Get Bacchae, Get bacchae
Get bacchae dusting in their throng
Get Bacchae, Get bacchae
Get bacchae dusting in their throng
Get bacchae Xena!

Dryad bone.
Ah, get Bacchae,
Yeah, get bacchae.
Get bacchae to dance to the lyre's song
Get Bacchae, Get bacchae
Get bacchae to dance to the lyre's song
Ooo, oh....

Any Requests, Bacchus?
Your servants are waiting on you
Wearing cheap Goth make-up
And black clothes in leather
Carry on mortal Xena

Let Bacchae, Let bacchae
Let bacchae sleep to Orpheus' song...