Filk: "Do they know it's Solstice (Feed the Amazons)"

Filk: Do they know it's Solstice (Feed the Amazons)
(To the tune of "Do They Know It's Solstice (Feed the World)" by Band Aid)

by Jerry Hendy

Xena and Gabby:

It's Solstice time
There's no need to be afraid
At Solstice time, we let in light and we banish shade

Aphrodite:

In a tubular part of the known World, I can spread a smile of joy
Put your arms around bitchin' Greece - at Solstice time

Auto:

But say a prayer
Of thanks to the witless guards,
It's good to thieve, but it's hard when you're on the run

Ares:

There's a demon gunning for Hercules,
And there's a Persian-Sparta War,

Gabby:

We've got the Olympian Gods and the Romans, a BGSB's what I wear

Salmoneous and Jace:

From the Vineyards in Thesally, to a tavern full of beer

Joxer

Well tonight thank the Gods Greece, you're not alone

Xena:

And there'll still be bandits on the Corinth road this Solstice time.
The only thing they'll get this year is a slap

Hades:

Where no one ever goes (Tartarus)
Assasins, warriors and skanky Ho's

Ephiny and Amarice

Do they know it's Solstice time in Rome?

Joxer

(Byzantium, Potidaea and Athens)

Meg

Amphipolis, Thrace, and Thebes.

Ephiny and Amarice

Do they know it's Solstice time in Rome?

All:

Feed the Amazons....

Leah:

You're all on a chawiot stwaight to Tawtawus....