Gabrielle, Xena and Eve were waiting for the Gods by the beach, when Poseidon, Hades, Hephaestos and Discord kindly obliged.

"She's mine!" Poseidon boomed.

"Oh yeah? Show me whatcha got, seaspout!" Xena challenged, giving him the come-on.

"Your wish is my command," Poseidon smiled and launched a 200 foot tidal wave.

"Oh Bugger, never thought of that," Xena said as the wave roared forward, as Joxer arrived, gasping for water.

"Joxer I hope you're really thirsty," Gabrielle said pointedly.

"You betcha Gabby" Joxer cried and rushed forward, opening his mouth to drink the whole tidal wave, followed by Poseidon, a steady steam emerging from Joxer's mouth. "Never put too many chilis in a duck curry," Joxer advised.

"Now where were we?" Xena said smugly to the other Gods.

Xena succeeded in killing off most of the major Gods, and Joxer, Gabby, Xena and Eve lived happily ever after, righting wrongs and singing songs and being generally mighty.

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