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Joxer-man, Joxer-man
He'll do anything Xena can
He may fall, on his face
But he does more than just take up space
Hey there! Here comes the Joxer-man!
Singing songs, righting wrongs
By Gabby's side is where he belongs
Watch his sword, it's dangerous
But his gravy is just a mess
Look out! Here comes the Joxer-man!
In Callisto's lair
He saved Gabby we know
She was hanging in air
Then her love brought him low
Joxer-man, Joxer-man
Friendly blundering Joxer-man
Do you know he can sing
Leave you gasping and ears ringing
Watch out! Here comes the Joxer-man
He has swung from trees
Put himself on the line
He just wants to please
And he does so just fine
Joxer-man, Joxer-man
Sometimes he can upset a plan
But he'll try, to make it right
Just by staying out of your sight
It's him! There goes the Joxer-man!
There goes the Joxer-man!!!!!