by JaimeBlue

Copyright 2000

They say that on Olympus, the Gods are very fine
You stare too much at Ares and Dite starts to whine

Oh I don't want more of this godly life
Gee ma I wanna go, back to Herc and Io
Gee ma I wanna go ho-o-ome!

They say that on Olympus, the Goddesses are great
Hestia keeps you warm while Dite's finding you a mate

Oh I don't want more of this godly life
Gee ma I wanna go, back to Herc and Io
Gee ma I wanna go ho-o-ome!

They say that on Olympus, the temples are so clean
At least until Strife comes along to write all things obscene

Oh I don't want more of this godly life
Gee ma I wanna go, back to Herc and Io
Gee ma I wanna go ho-o-ome!

They say that on Olympus, the parties are a blast
When Dionysus pours the wine, you're out of it real fast

Oh I don't want more of this godly life
Gee ma I wanna go, back to Herc and Io
Gee ma I wanna go ho-o-ome!

They say that on Olympus, the food is really fine
It looks just like ambrosia but tastes just like brine

Oh I don't want more of this godly life
Gee ma I wanna go, back to Herc and Io
Gee ma I wanna go ho-o-ome!

They say that on Olympus, the demi-Gods are fine
While Hercules saves a town, Xena's saving nine

Oh I don't want more of this godly life
Gee ma I wanna go, back to Herc and Io
Gee ma I wanna go ho-o-ome!

They say that on Olympus, the sidekicks are all blond
They're never morning people and are often dead by dawn

Oh I don't want more of this godly life
Gee ma I wanna go, back to Herc and Io
Gee ma I wanna go ho-o-ome!

They say that on Olympus, the mortals are all wrong
Auto's stealing statues as Joxer sings his song

Oh I don't want more of this godly life
Gee ma I wanna go, back to Herc and Io
Gee ma I wanna go ho-o-ome!

They say that on Olympus, the King and Queen are fine
Hera tends the peacocks while Zeus sleeps with the swine

Oh I don't want more of this godly life
Gee ma I wanna go, back to Herc and Io
Gee ma I wanna go ho-o-ome!