by JaimeBlue

Copyright 2000

Once, I was just a lonely lurker on the net. But eventually, that wasn't enough. I... I wanted to be...

A JOXERPHILE!

Surfing from site to site! As they link down the mighty waves of the Internet! With my best girls by my side!
SUJE!
JFFG!
Joxerotica!
GJRS!
TedTalk and SUJE-Adult!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a Joxerphile and I'm okay,
I surf all night and I write all day.

(She's a Joxerphile and she's okay,
She surfs all night and she writes all day.)

I read some slash, I read some gen,
I stop when I have to pee.
On Sundays I'm a postin
A SUJE News done by me!

(She reads some slash, she reads some gen,
She stops when she has to pee.
On Sundays she's a postin
A SUJE News done by she!)

Oh, I'm a Joxerphile and I'm okay,
I surf all night and I write all day.

(She's a Joxerphile and she's okay,
She surfs all night and she writes all day.)

I post on lists, I write some fic
About that man of ours
Who'd be perfect if only
He could go on for hours.

(She posts on lists, she writes some fic
About that man of ours
Who'd be perfect if only
He could go on for... hours???)

Oh, I'm a Joxerphile and I'm okay,
I surf all night and I write all day.

(She's a Joxerphile and she's okay,
She surfs all night and she writes all day.)

I write slash fic, I pair Jox up
With lots and lots of men
Auto, Herc, and Caesar,
Or maybe a God or ten.

(She writes slash fic, she pairs Jox up
With lots and lots of... men???
What's this? She put him with Herc? Oh my!
And I thought she was so innocent! Slasher!)

Oh, I'm a Joxerphile and I'm okay,
I surf all night and I write all day.

(She's a Joxerphile and she's okay,
She surfs all night and she writes all day.)

She's a Joxerphile, and she's okaaaaaaayyyyy!!!