Top Ten reasons why Xena secretly keeps Joxer around.

by Filippa Morgan Flasheart

Copyright 1998


1. That Joxer song really is addictive.

2. She knows what his shoe size really is.

3. Keeps Gabrielle out of trouble...sometimes.

4. Heck, even Xena likes to be a matchmaker.

5. Gotta love that helmet.

6. He has a special way of talking to Argo, plus carrots.

7. He's JOXER!

8. It was mandated that every hero needs a wisecracking sidekick.

9. She has a thing for men in tinfoil...no, wait, that's Lunatics!

10. His sword is always ready to serve her.