Joxer Choir:
She's a Joxerphile and she's OK,
She sleeps all night and she fight all day

Me:
I yell at phobes, I write fanfic
I post on all the lists
There's nothing I like better
Than a Gab and Joxer kiss

JC:
She yells at phobes, she writes fanfic
She posts on all the lists
There's nothing she likes better
Than a Gab and Joxer kiss

Me:
I'm a Joxerphile and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I fight all day!

JC:
She's a Joxerphile and she's OK,
She sleeps all night and she fights all day!

Me:
At ATX, I speak my piece
Those phobes make my blood boil
I put on pasta strainers
With armor made of foil

JC:
At ATX, she speaks her piece
Those phobes make her blood boil
She puts on pasta strainers
With armor made of foil
She's a Joxerphile and she's OK,
She sleeps all night and she works all day!

Me:
The phobes would like to say they've won
But we know that's not true
Our Joxer's quite a hero
Who never gets his due

All:
I'm a Joxerphile and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I fight all day

Phobe:
Oh, Filippa! And I thought you hated Joxer!