by Bob
Copyright 1999
Early in the evening, just about dinner time
Over in the Tavern, there serving lots of wine
Megs girls in the corner, trying to pick you up
Men drinking from their slippers, pretending they are cups
Chorus:
Down at Megs place, and out in the street
Meg and her girls are really playing
Find the monkey, tickle feet
Meg then grabs a feather, you got to really smile
You better be happy where your at, gonna be here awhile
Joxer sails thru the doorway, the girls all start to scream
He's the master of virility, and he fulfills their every dream
Chorus X2
You've got to have some dinars, just to hang around
And if you've got no dinars
You won't be lying down
Over in the corner, there's a happy noise
Meg just brought a box out, of her favorite toys
Chorus X3