Filk: Livia
(To the tune of "Maria" by Blondie)
Music and original lyrics © 1999 by Jimmy Destri

by Ariel Greene

Copyright 2001


She killed like she don't care
Joxer here, an Elijian there
Ooh, it makes ya wanna cry.

She didn't know your name,
But I bet she sliced ya without shame
Ooh, how we'd wish she'd die.

Don't you want to hurt her?
Wanna make her suffer more?

Livia!
Do we really need her?
Went insane and out of her mind.
"Oh, Xena, won't you kill the diva?!"
Cried the million and one Joxerites.

I've seen this thing before
Back in B.C. Forty-four,
Full of hate and awful dire,
Poor Gabby warped her brain,
No dead man could've killed her pain,
Stuck and dwelling in the mire

Livia!
Do we really need her?
Went insane and out of her mind.
"Oh, Xena, won't you kill the diva?!"
Cried the million and one Joxerites.

Don't you wanna slap her?
Wanna make her suffer more?

Of blood and guts she did wreak,
Now she's a full-fledged Jesus freak.
Ooh, how we'd wished she'd die!

Livia!
Do we really need her?
Went insane and out of her mind.
"Oh, Xena, won't you kill the diva?!"
Cried the million and one Joxerites.