by Anne Beaudry

Copyright 1999

Why this guy's incredible!
He's versatile!
He's worth our while!
Why it's Ted Raimi!

We've got some Xena con tickets
And we can't wait to see our man!
(Keep talking, oh keep talking!)
It's front row center
We can just about reach his pants!
(You got the money? Oh, where'd ya get the money?)
We've been waiting at the door
Since a quarter past four!
We know that we are nuts!
But we really love the butt
Of Ted Raimi!

Go Ted Raimi!
You're burnin' in the hearts of your fans!
(Ted Raimi! Go Ted Raimi!)
Go Ted Raimi!
With Joxer or with Tim, you're our man!
(Ted Raimi! Go Ted Raimi!)
You are supreme!
The chicks all scream
For Ted Raimi!

We'll buy some 8'' x 10'' prints and
Phil will bring his filks oh yeah!
We'll wait in line for hours
Just hoping for a glimpse oh yeah!
When he plays that Joxer guy,
The girls are never shy
To show him what they want
You know they want a lot more
Ted Raimi!

Chorus

Instrumental
The announcer comes out to introduce Ted and the fans grow tense as the music swells and as Ted appears, the crowd sings loudly:

Go Ted Raimi!
You're burning in the hearts of your fans!
(Ted Raimi! Go Ted Raimi!)
Go Ted Raimi!
With Joxer or with Tim, you're our man!
(Ted Raimi! Go Ted Raimi!)
You are supreme!
The chicks all scream
For Ted Raimi!!