Filk: "Look At Me, I'm Gabrielle"

Filk: Look At Me, I'm Gabrielle
(to the tune of "Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee" from the Broadway musical "Grease")

Look at me, I'm Gabrielle!
Just got back from fighting Hell.
Fought Callisto,
Then to Heaven I go!
I'm Angel Gabrielle!

Watch it! Hey, girls keep away!
I was not brought up that way!
Don't hit on me with a subtexty scene!
It's Joxer all the way, hey hey!

I don't kiss girls. I swear! Ohh!
Unless I'm told by Tapert. Eew!
I get ill from one subtext scene! (Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!)
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers!
Would you pull that crap with Xena?

As for you, the subtext crew,
I know what you want us to do!
You've got your lust.
Keep your hands off my bust!
I'm just straight Gabrielle!

Xena! Xena! Let me be!
Keep that subtext far from me!
Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool.
Hey! You fools! I'm Gabrielle!