by Anne Beaudry

Copyright 1999

(Gabrielle)
I'm the girl who's known as Amazon Queen!
I'm Xena's friend and she thinks that I am so keen!
I can kick butt with my staff.
And with Xena, knock the baddies flat on their ass!
Write stories, make new friends.
Save a village, stop a warlord, it's all the same in the end.

Chorus...
(Joxer)
I love the girl that they call the Amazon Queen!
She pulls my nose and I think that it's really keen!
Other people tell me that she treats me really really mean.
Hey Amazon Queen!
(Amazons) He loves the girl that we call the Amazon Queen!
She pulls his nose and treats him really really mean!
We've told him many times and still he calls for her again...
Hey Amazon Queen!

Now Joxer's told me that he loves me.
I still remember when he kissed me!
He dipped me then kissed me!
He was so good and I ...Ah ha...

Spoken:
Well? What am I supposed to do?
I know under that armor that boy is so fine!!

Chorus...
(Joxer)
I love the girl that they call the Amazon Queen!
She pulls my nose and I think that it's really keen!
Other people tell me that she treats me really really mean.
Hey Amazon Queen!
(Amazons)
He loves the girl that we call the Amazon Queen!
She pulls his nose and treats him really really mean!
We've told him many times and still he calls for her again...
Hey Amazon Queen!

Now me and Joxer always stay together!
We go with Xena wearing our leather.
Come join me! Dance with me!
And all you Xenites chant along with me!

Chorus...
(Joxer)

I love the girl that they call the Amazon Queen
She pulls my nose and I think that it's really keen!
Other people tell me that she treats me really really mean.
Hey Amazon Queen!
(Amazons)
He loves the girl that we call the Amazon Queen!
She pulls his nose and treats him really really mean!
We've told him many times and still he calls for her again...
Hey Amazon Queen!